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Femmes when they see a Butch roll up her sleeves, run her hands through her hair or check her watch:

Butches when they see a Femme check her makeup, flip her hair or bite her lip:

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
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every other youtuber: *channel inevitably dies due to scandal*
jenna marbles: “we found out that my dog has a soap fetish, so here’s him reviewing different soap brands + we made him bed out of soap bars”
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i personally think its pretty crazy that karl marx actually knew what was gonna happen to us back in 1850 like this guy comes out of nowhere at what the fuck o'clock and goes, capitalism is going to creep into every single crevice of your lives there will be nothing left and all creativity and integrity will be taken away like. he just said that and it was correct
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i remember one time I was working props for this show and one of the props was cuban cigars and this dude (I think he was 20?) asked me if he can keep one of them and I was like “sure dude idc we’re probably going to throw them away” then 2 months later our show gets nominated for a festival & we have to perform and they ask me to collect all the props and I was like 👀



